What Do You Call Someone From Mattawan?

I recently moved to a large plot of land in Mattawan and I couldn't be anymore in love with my new town. But it got me thinking: If you're from a certain place, sometimes you have a nickname that identifies you with the area you're from. What do you call people who are from Mattawan? I took to Facebook to see what the people thought and I got some pretty hilarious responses:

Neel BV: Mattawanese
Scott from Rochester Hills:  If you're hungry you would be a Mattawannahamburger...
Conrad From St. Clair: Mattawanker
Shawn from Detroit: It makes you weird
Vicky from Kalamazoo:  Idk....I am a Mattawannabe.
Angela from Portage: Your from the Twan now!!
Jordan from Coldwater:  A Mattawanarian
Shelly from Mattawan: We call ourselves Mattawanians