This may be the craziest story to come out of Ohio in several hours.

Sure, it's hilarious that a woman put on layer of layer of clothing from JC Penny thinking that she could just walk out the door undetected.  But, that's just the beginning.

The suspect, who was wearing 13 items of stolen clothing at the same time in the JC Penny's at Southern Park Mall in Boardman, Ohio was also wearing an ankle monitor bracelet.  How do we know that?  She showed it to a store employee.

A police officer chased the suspect to her car when she made another terrible decision according to,

the woman accelerated her vehicle while leaving the parking lot, knocking an officer to the ground.

According to police, the suspect is a white female with short brown hair and dark glasses. She is likely in her 30's or 40's. The suspect was last seen wearing a black coat, black and yellow pants and an electronic ankle bracelet.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Friends episodes.  Well, minus the crime part.

Oh by the way, the suspect is on the loose and is wanted for theft and assaulting an officer.