Ohio Man Busted Drinking Beer and Watch Porn In Public Library

In his defense, he actually went to a library.

I'm trying to imagine a conversation between Clarence Stoll and one of his friend's from work.

Friend from work: "Hey Clarence, what are you doing this Tuesday Night?"
Clarence: "I'm heading up to the library to drink beer and watch porn.  How about you?"
Friend from work: "Cool...but what's a library?"

Apparently, a person at the West Adams Street Library in Sundusky, Ohio called the police on a 40-year-old man minding his own business while drinking and enjoying porn according to Cleveland19.com,

Police found Clarence Stoll looking at inappropriate content while drinking a Budweiser beer. Several empty cans and some that were unopened were also found in a bag under Stoll’s computer.

In case that wasn't embarrassing enough.  The suspect then tried to claim he was his brother.  Yep, he tried to throw his brother under the bus.  Luckily one of the officers recognized him and threatened to charge him with providing false information.

Stoll is banned from entering the library for 60 days and was cited for open container in a public place.

Ohio...STOP IT.