The Rolls Royce of Toilets [VIDEO]

This toilet does more than just flush your business.  A lot more.  You'll wanna trade your car in for this toilet after you see it.

Wednesday afternoon I found the toilet of my dreams.  From mood lighting and music to rinsing and drying your parts, this thing is amazing.  Sure, it costs $7,000...but it's freakin' amazing.

A big thanks to Richard's Kitchen and Bath Showroom in Kalamazoo for letting me play with their toilet.

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