Ohio Man Calls Police To Report That Police Stole His Weed

Ohio man claims police stole his weed and he wants it back because it was "really good bleeping weed."

In what may be the craziest call to a police station that I've ever heard.  An unnamed man goes on an f-word laced rant about how the Sharonville Police stole his weed.  This man loves his weed.  In fact, he describes the herb as "really good f-ing weed" in the phone call with Sergeant Mark Dudleson.  Click here to listen to the actual call.  It will make your day.

The funniest part of this story may be Sharonville Police Department's facebook post about the situation.

After a long weekend of holiday trips and lazy daze spent with all your best buds, we hope your spirits are just as high as ours to return to work today!
Sharonville Police Department encourages feedback about services received and we are proud to report that it is generally very positive. But as the saying goes, you can't please everyone.
As a result of a recently received complaint, a misconception around the use and possession of marijuana has come to our attention. We feel that some people may be a bit in the weeds so we would like to take this opportunity to clear the haze.
We’re not trying to stone anyone here so we’ve edited this audio to protect the true identity of Mr. Marilyn Manson, as well as the ears of any younger listeners.
To be blunt, recreational marijuana is still ILLEGAL... per our STATE law. We don't make the rules; we just took an oath to uphold them. Here in Sharonville, Ohio , 100 grams is not "cool." Pass it on ;) 🚭

The Sharonville PD won the internet this week!  Light up and celebrate.