I think he needs to call Dr. Phil not 9-1-1.

It's not unusual to get worried if your significant other doesn't make it home when expected.  However, it is a little on the unusual side when your wife has a curfew and you call 911 because she's an hour late.

Would you believe I'm still underselling how strange this situation is?  According to Cleveland.com,

A man called police after midnight Jan. 22 when his wife failed to return home from a date with a man she had met on the Internet. Per their agreement, she was to have returned home an hour earlier.

I want to be clear.  I'm not shaming open-marriage couples, or whatever this is.  In fact, maybe he was legitimately worried that some internet creep harmed his wife.  Apparently, the opposite of harm happened as the wife told police that she was fine and just lost track of time.

Ohio...STOP IT.

 

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