Ohio Man Arrested For Sex With Parked Van

This Dayton, Ohio man took "beer goggles" to the next level this week.

According to WishTV,

Police arrested a man Tuesday night after a witness said they saw him trying to have sex with a parked van.

According to a police report, officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street around 8:00 p.m. Tuesday on a report that a man was pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign.

Are those keys to a van in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Speaking of Ohio...the Morning Mayhem's Tess Taylor is an Ohio Native.  Here's a bonus video of Tess pronouncing Michigan Cities.