Ohio Man Arrested For Dancing Drunk In Traffic

Apparently, public happiness is illegal in Ohio.

I don't want to live in a world that doesn't allow us to dance in traffic.  This is the story of a guy gettin' his groove on in the middle of a busy road in Mansfield, Ohio on a Monday.  Yes, a Monday.  Is this guy a criminal or a hero?  According to the Mansfield News Journal he's a criminal,

Officers Monday arrested a 43-year-old man on a charge of drunkenness after he was observed jumping or dancing in the road with cars driving around him. He was taken to jail.

OK, so maybe jumping and dancing around moving cars on a busy road is a little reckless.  But, when's the last time you danced like nobody's watching?  Many of us stop finding a reason to dance way before we hit 43.  Honestly, I'm at risk of arrest for dancing anywhere.  Nobody wants to see that.

Why am I defending this guy?  Ohio, Stop It.