A Kalamazoo Apartment Is Demanding Doggie DNA

No longer will you get away without picking up your Dog's Poop

The apartment complex that I dwell at is starting a new practice, they are testing our dogs DNA. Many people do clean up after their pets, and now the management is cracking down. This seems extreme and a wasted expense, mostly because I believe they have other things they need to spend money on and handle first.

As my apartment complex runs around spending money on attempting  to identity dog poop on the lawn, I now live with a number of new pets. Yup, mice...and not one, many. On an average day I see three, not mention the constant clean of their poop in my house!

Below you can see one of my "new pets" and yes, he was eating his humane mouse trap.

On top of that, recently the apartment complex restricted our water output. Now when I turn on the kitchen sink it pumps for about 30 seconds before water starts running. When my mother stayed with me, she commented that the shower just spits on you and that she could not get all the conditioner out of her hair.

Yet, with all these cut backs, they have decided to test dogs DNA then their poop. From what I have read on the internet, many apartments make the tenant pay for the testing...yea, that will not go over well in my book.

Mug Shots Of Possible Pooper Olive (All parties are innocent until proven guilty)