Ho Ho Holy Crap! Are There Phallic Shaped Santa Cookies At Target

Imagine Christmas dinner at your house. The family is gathered around the table. The small murmur of conversation fills the dining room as delicious dishes of ham, mashed potatoes and other appetite appeasing food is passed among each other.

Finally, Mom brings out the eye popping desserts of pie, cake and even cookies. But among the assortment of cookies displayed on the cookie plate, something catches your eye. Now you can't quite put your finger on what it is or why you're continually drawn to the plate of cookies but something just feels...wrong.

There is the Santa face cookie, the mid-section of Santa cookie and....oh hell...wait....figured it out. Take a peek at the shape of the bottom cookie.

If for some odd reason you want to serve a plate of Santa penis cookies at your Christmas dinner here's where you can order them.