Ohio Mom Calls Police After Her Son Put Toothpaste On Her Lobster

This Ohio mom did not appreciate a minty fresh Lobster.

According to Cleveland.com (which is becoming my favorite website,)

A woman said July 7 that her 20-year-old son was messing with her food and had put toothpaste on her lobster tail. She only wanted the incident documented so she could get her son probated. Officers went to the home to speak with the son, but he was no longer there.

This is another one of those Ohio stories that leave me with more questions than answers.

#1. Why did her son put toothpaste on her lobster tail?  Was he just playing a prank?

#2. Why did the mother need this weird moment documented so she could get her son probated?

#3. What kind of tooth paste?

#4.  Did the son consider putting mouth wash in his mom's drink?

#5.  The most important question of them all... How is this mother with oral hygiene?  This may have been a helpful hint from her son.

Ohio...STOP IT!