Man Arrested After Jogging Naked Through Ohio Neighborhood
The neighbors couldn't bare to see this guy streaking down their streets.
Officers located the man, who was suspected of being under the influence of a substance. When the man was ordered to the ground, he did not comply and walked toward officers.
There are a couple of examples of when law enforcement does not want the suspect to willing walk toward them. Usually it's when the suspect is armed with a gun or knife, not a womb broom.
The 30-year-old man was charged with public indecency and resisting arrest.
If this were the beginning of CSI Miami Horatio would put on his shades and say, "I guess you can say this case is clothed." Then the scream of the theme song would play.
It's bad enough that people jog by my house mocking me with their fitness. I don't also need to be mocked by their private parts.