With all the horrible things going on in the country right now, a case of theft and vandalism isn't going to get too many headlines, except that the item vandalized is the blue cow from Sherman's Ice Cream in South Haven.
What if this woman had come back and done something terrible? What if this woman went home and did something terrible to herself? We don't need to indicate what those things are, but I'm assuming you can use your imagination to figure out what I'm trying to get across.