Five Things I Have Heard Parents Say To Their Kids That I Say To My Dog

Please all parents out there do not take offence to this but, over time I realize that have heard parents say the same things to their toddlers as I say to my dog.

#5. "Where are you?"

#4 "Leave that alone."

#3 "Sit!"

#2 "What are you doing in there?"

And the #1 thing I hear parents say to their kids that I say to my fur baby  "What is in your mouth?!"