Police

This is the kind of article you would expect to see from The Onion or The Hart Times, but no. This is a real news story.

One of the biggest clues would be that (spoiler alert) YOU DON'T HAVE A NETFLIX ACCOUNT.

The city has spent close to $35,000 on calls to the Econo Lodge in just 13 months

The fine and associated costs for getting caught not wearing a seat belt is

Several law enforcement agencies responded to a home on East "G" Ave. near Mt. Olivet in Cooper Township

Police have now expanded the law which requires that all drivers approaching stationary emergency vehicles with lights flashing must

The officer also used a 'Celebrate Black History Month' filter on videos he shot with captions 'Black Girl Magic' and 'This Is What Black Girl Magic Looks Like.'

Due to the extreme cold and heavy snow predictions all crime and doing really dumb things has been cancelled

Police responded to an accident overnight at the Oshtemo Twsp. Meijer, when they were told a customer defended off a criminal who assaulted fellow customers and employees after committing some sort of crime,

If payment isn't available for out of state drivers in Michigan, troopers are required by law to either collect cash or take an out-of-state driver’s license as security.