How To Know You Have a Mountain Dew Addiction
Oh Dana...
I've never met a person who loves Mountain Dew more than Dana Marshall. Once while I was hanging out at his house, I had to walk through the garage and saw about 10 trash bags FULL of empty Mountain Dew cans.
Anytime I see a Mountain Dew commercial, see someone drinking it, or even talk about it I immediately think of him. For his birthday last year, I got him a case of Mountain Dew and thought I was the coolest friend ever until I saw that everyone else got him the same gift.
It's kinda like this:
Just the other day, I was walking past his office and stopped dead in my tracks because of what I saw on his desk...