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How To Avoid Being Pinched On St. Patricks Day
I'm not sure where this stupid rule came from. But, if you're not wearing green on St Patricks Day you may get pinched.
I'm doing everything in my power today to avoid this assault! I'm wearing green all the way down to my underwear.
Dana Marshall
...and socks
Dana Marshall
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