The expression on Santa's face covered in snow isn't as much 'Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas' as it is 'Bruh, tf is this Sh*t?' It's got less of a 'I'm Comin' To Town' feel and more of a 'I gotta get tf out of here' look.
Michigan has been the state with the least natural disasters since 1953 as it’s located in the midwest and receives natural protection from the Great Lakes. As a result, the Great Lakes State is generally safe from major natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes. While Michigan has experienced some tornadoes and earthquakes in the past, they have been minor compared to other parts of the country.