My Brain Makes Me Sad

I don't forget my wallet every day.

But when I do, it's when my car is out of gas.  Seriously, am I the only one like this?  I must be the most forgetful person in the state of Michigan.  I'm lucky I remembered to wear pants to work today.  I should reword that: The KFR staff is lucky I remembered to wear pants today.

Are you a forgetful person?  I mean a REAL forgetful person.  What do you do to help remember things?