Yes, being a Marvel Comics movie snob is a thing. Unfortunately, my girlfriend Suzannah falls under this category.

I recently learned about a world that I had no idea existed, because it happened to me. My Suzannah knew a couple of things about Marvel movies that totally shocked me.

Apparently, if you're at a Marvel Comics movie, like "Ant-Man," you should know a couple things:

  1. If you get up and leave at the end of the movie you will be judged harshly.  Every Marvel Comic movie fan knows that after the credits roll you get the "real end" of the movie.
  2. If you get up and leave at the "real end" of the movie you will be judged harshly.
    Every Marvel Comic movie fan knows that after the "real end" of the movie an exclusive movie trailer for an upcoming Marvel movie will play.
  3. If you stay through the very end of the credits of a DC Comics movie you will be...you guessed it, judged harshly.
    DC Comics do not end their movies like Marvel Comic movies.  You silly rabbit.  Tricks are for kids.
  4. Don't talk about fight club.

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