Why can I never find matching socks!?

Wavebreakmedia Ltd

It's not like I am losing them as I am out and about! I am not going to make anyone suffer the wrath of my stinky feet. So where do they go? Some might say, well check around and behind the washer and dryer. Sure! So I check.... Nothing! Well did you check behind your dresser? Ummm Yeah one of the first places I checked. So WHERE ARE MY SOCKS!!!??? It reminds me of an episode of South Park when the underwear gnomes would come in late at night and steal underwear. Obviously that is not going on. Are people stealing them when I have company over? Is there a black hole under my bed where they fall through? Does Anyone Else Have This Problem? Please comment below if you do!