Time to burn Memphis down.

Cards on the table.  I do believe in aliens.  In fact, I believe spiders are from another planet.  They're taking over the planet.  They started in Australia and have worked their way to Tennessee.

According to NBCNews.com, "Thousands maybe millions of spiders have left a nearly half-mile stretch of one Memphis neighborhood covered in webs."

That's all the story I need to hear.  Now I think a spider is crawling up my leg.

Thanks Obama.

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