Only in Ohio would a naked man lose a car with a dog inside.  Worse yet, not his car and not his dog.

Apparently, a woman reported her vehicle was missing after her fiance was found wandering the streets naked and confused on July 7th.  According to Cleveland.com,

The man told police he last remembered having the vehicle at a gas station in Cleveland Heights and then waking up in the hospital. As of July 21, the vehicle had not been found. Inside of it, were the keys, the man's wallet and cell phone and the woman's dog.

I'm a pretty forgetful guy.  I lose stuff constantly.  However, I've never lost someone else's car, cell phone, keys and dog.  At least not at the same time.

Only in Ohio!


 

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