Do You Prefer Your Man Shaved or Scruffy?

I feel like I'm choosing between hobo face or fat face.

I'm not alone in the battle of the facial hair.  Zayn Malik recently told Paper Magazine, 

"Facial hair was a weird thing. "I think it's 'cause I just looked old. And they didn't like that. [And] I always wanted a beard! I think every dude does when they're young. Seeing Al Pacino in Carlito's Way, I needed the goatee after that. I was like, 'I wanna be Al Pacino.' I've always been obsessed with that, and I had to shave it off. I used to get a bit sad.”

Never fails, the second I shave my entire face I regret it.  I think I'm growing my facial hair back immediately.  That's not just "Pillow Talk."