I feel like I'm choosing between hobo face or fat face.

Dana Marshall

I'm not alone in the battle of the facial hair.  Zayn Malik recently told Paper Magazine, 

"Facial hair was a weird thing. "I think it's 'cause I just looked old. And they didn't like that. [And] I always wanted a beard! I think every dude does when they're young. Seeing Al Pacino in Carlito's Way, I needed the goatee after that. I was like, 'I wanna be Al Pacino.' I've always been obsessed with that, and I had to shave it off. I used to get a bit sad.”

Never fails, the second I shave my entire face I regret it.  I think I'm growing my facial hair back immediately.  That's not just "Pillow Talk."