A train wreck of an audition for "Real Housewives" found on BravoTV.com shows Amy being...Amy!

During an interview last week Amy Schumer said she'd be the next Bachelorette if ABC gave her enough money.

Looks like she'll settle for Real Housewives.  One problem, she's not married.  OK, there are lots of problems.  But the not married thing...that's a big one.

Click here for the fake audition.