How cool would it be to have an owl that just hangs with you all day! You know just perched on your shoulder and poopin' down your back. No really it would be pretty awesome to have a loyal owl.

If I had one I would name him Phil McHootster. Phil and I would would eat ice cream and watch Cops together, it would be sweet!

Well all dreaming aside, here is an owl that would be pretty cool to have, as long as he didn't try to bite my face off.

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