5 Thanksgiving Foods That Pair Well With Your “Hoo-Ha”

This is kind of like when you put M&Ms in trail mix because you get the sweet with the salty, except in this case you get the sweet, tanginess of cranberry sauce...you can figure out the rest.

If you really think about it, putting the taste of a delicately roasted and tenderized bird with the taste of your hoo-ha, it just makes perfect sense.

Adding another sauce to the mix seems pretty fail safe.

Whenever you try to grab dinner rolls in a huge family gathering there's always that asshole who gets crumbs or food goop all over the butter because he used his own knife. This person is gross but the point is, just eat those dinner rolls sans crumby butter, and add your own later... :D

Pumpkin Pie will change the way you smell...down there.  I'm trying to be as PG-13 as I can.