zombies

Say fiction someday becomes reality and a mass disease turns the human population into brain-dead, flesh-craving zombies. Good news, Kalamazoo residents, you are in one of America's safest cities to ride out a zombie apocalypse.

Terrifying!

Wow, Arnold is going where no other human being has ever gone before! He thought watching dead people a.k.a zombies would be an awesome idea for a movie! As long as one of the zombies says "I'll be back," I'm sold.