Worst Fortune Cookie Ever

I'm no English professor, but this grammar takes the cake (or cookie).

My boss took us to Ten Ten Buffet Grill & Sushi in Kalamazoo for a holiday lunch just before Christmas. All was well — until I cracked open my fortune cookie.

Here's what my cookie said: "Watch your relations without other people carefully, he reserved."

…What?!

To make things worse, my girlfriend Suzannah and I received two empty fortune cookies from the Mattawan Chin Chin restaurant a couple of days later.

I guess I'll stick with the Magic 8 Ball.