No shortage of idiots coming up the pipeline. An 18 year old Alabama man charged with robbing four Subway restaurants becausehe didn't lose weight. He man said he'd tried the JARED DIET, it didn't work, and he wanted his money back.  He's been charged with first-degree robbery.

Zachary Torrance is about six feet tall and 200 pounds, so you kind of wonder what kind of weight he was trying to lose.

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Guessing he's not sitting in the pokey, contemplating a burger and fries?