If this were 1986 and a female stand up comedian were to see this list, it could launch a career.

Women's expectation are so low for us guys that doing a minor chore doubles as heroism. Great.

According to a new survey, the number one thing women wish their husband would do more often is . . . VACUUM.

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That's it.  You don't have to cook dinner, do anything major romantic, or anything like that.  You could make all of her dreams come true with like five minutes of vacuuming once a week.

Here are the top four things women wish their husbands would do more often . . .

1.  Vacuum.
2.  Empty the dishwasher.
3.  Ask for directions.
4.  Put the toilet seat down.