"Boozy Broads" is a thrice weekly recap of current events in the eyes of Tess Taylor and Heather McGregor...after a few glasses of wine.

We talked about Beyonce's half-nude pregnancy photos while drinking "terlet wine." Also, we thought it would be a good idea to suck helium and dance to the few beyonce songs we could remember the lyrics to.  Oh, and we introduced our friend who calls himself Helium.