My name is Dana Marshall and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew.

I don't smoke.  I don't drink.  I don't even do drugs.  But I can't put the Mt. Dew can down.

People are constantly posting articles on my facebook page like "14 Reasons You Should Quit Drinking Mt Dew" and "How to Break Your Mt. Dew Addiction."

I get it.  I'm consuming tons of sugar every day and that's why I look like a pregnant man.

There's no hiding my addiction when you walk in my office.

I just read an article about NBA veteran Caron Butler and his "serious addiction to Mountain Dew."  At least I'm not alone...right?

Do you have an out of the ordinary addiction?  Let me know in the facebook comments.