Fox News reports a 33 yr. Englishman has changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Mr. Cheeseburger says alcohol was involved.

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During a night out with his buddies, this was the first brilliant idea they came up with.

In the Standard, Sam Smith says his mother's furious but dad thinks it funny. Well, of course. The tie-breaker may be his fiancee. She's doesn't relish the thought of becoming a Cheeseburger.