The party-pooper of all party poopers...

My man Jerry Seinfeld and his 12-year-old son Julian set up a lemonade stand in their Hamptons neighborhood to raise money for Jessica Seinfeld's charity…  But a party-pooper neighbor called the police, complaining about all the illegally parked cars on the street.  When the cops got there, they shut it down.

Jerry's wife posted an Instagram photo of Jerry and the kids jokingly putting their hands behind their heads as if they were being arrested: