A dumb criminals story, a viral video, and more...Not sure if you need to pull out a hanky, but you certainly don't want to dance in a fountain.

 

Life imitates a bad sitcom (Not Friends)

A trio of would-be Massachusetts car thieves ran into a problem with their plan because none of them knew how to drive a stick. Police said the men pulled a knife on a food delivery driver Tuesday night and demanded foodand his keys. But then they noticed the car had a manual transmission. Police report says the thieves argued among themselves, then ran down the street with the food.

You can't make this stuff up!

What are you if you have these four psychotic personality traits:

  • You're impulsive
  • You're anti-social
  • You have difficulty focusing on thoughts
  • You believe in telepathy and paranormal events

You're a COMEDIAN!  Hilarious, right?  Researchers found the people that make us laugh are absolutely miserable.  "The creative elements needed to produce humor are strikingly similar to those characterizing the cognitive style of people with psychosis - both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder," said the studies leader.