Cheap Tacky ShowBlog – Monday
Birthdays and stuff
George Stephanopoulos (53), Elizabeth Banks (40), and
Today is Clean Out Your Computer Day! 3 indications your computer is over-infected:
Your first six emails are from a Prince in a country you’ve never heard of
Those annoying pop-up ads are being covered up by pop-up ads
A mysterious man pops on your screen to bid you goodnight at the end of the day
If that’s your computer, run it over with your car. Several times..
You know this already if you’re pregnant, but if you’re not, but know someone who is… listen up!
The five most annoying people you encounter when you’re pregnant (from Redbookmag.com)
Belly touchers (ask first)
The food-and-drink police (things they think are bad for the baby — everyone’s an expert)
The weight watchers (how little or much they’ve appeared to gain)
The people who only want to talk about stuff (baby swings, baby gyms, baby strollers, etc)
The people who say “have fun, because you’ll never do (insert fun activity here) again!”
You Can’t make This Stuff Up
Just in time for Valentines Day!
Ladies, if you’re looking for something your man will actually like on Friday, how about a giant bag of jelly beans!
Beer flavored jelly beans!
Jelly Belly is honoring their German heritage with a jelly bean called Draft Beer.
From the press release: “Beer connoisseurs will find the flavor profile to be clean with notes of wheat and a touch of sweetness. The aroma is mildly bready,”
Downside: No alcohol. So you get the beer breath without the fun.
Joke/Quote of the Day
There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday. One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion. The second son decided that she didn’t want to drive by herself so he got her a limo. The third son thought that she was lonely and got her a parrot. The mom gave the first son a thank you saying that she didn’t want the house. She gave the second son a letter that said she didn’t want the limo. She gave the third son a thank you saying the chicken was good.
“A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity.”