Cheap Tacky ShowBlog – Friday
Happy freaking Valentines Day. I hate Valentines Day. Don’t get me wrong… love Kathy more than she’ll ever know, but I don’t need a specific day to prove it. The only people I’m happy for are restaurant owners who will get slammed tonight. Now get off my lawn, you kids!
More “I love you” trivia here:
Most hugs in a 24 hour period: 8,709 by Jonathan Sexton at the Bonnaroo Festival in 2011.
World’s longest marriage: 86 years by Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher. Actually, it was 86 years, 9 months, and 16 days. Herbert died in 2011 at 105.
Largest underwater wedding: 303 divers witnessed the nuptials of Ewa Staronska and Pawel Burkowski.
Largest box of chocolates: 3,725 pounds. 16 feet, 6 inches long. 11 feet, 2 inches wide. 3 feet, 3.5 inches deep. A Thorntons Moments creation.
Most nights a guy has spent in the doghouse: We’ll find out if you forget Valentines Day, my man. Get to it!
The Perfect Woman?
- Stands 5’5″ and weighs 128 lbs
- Wears a 34C bra
- Works as a nurse or a teacher
- Careful about her diet
- Gets along with her mother
- Sexually “adventurous”
- No tattoos
- Uses “subtle” makeup
- Likes skinny jeans and miniskirts
- Loves Game of Thrones and Dirty Dancing