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The Short List came up with the alphabet burger.  A burger that contains ingredients representing every letter of the alphabet -- between two buns.  Under the first bun is Avocado, and over the bottom bun is zucchini.

Here's the complete list of ingredients, and here's a picture of the final product

Avocado

Bacon

Cheese

Doritos

Egg

Fish sticks

Garlic bread

Ham

Italian sausage patty

Jalapeño peppers

Krispy Kreme doughnut

Lettuce

Macaroni and cheese

Noodles

Onion rings

Pepperoni

Quest blanco dip

Ramen noodles

Spinach

Turkey burger

Usingers bratwurst

Veal Parmesan

Waffle

Xylocarp (coconut)

Yams

Zucchini