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Oooh, Oooh. Question….and something to ponder as you start the weekend: Which came first -- the salmonella or the egg?

A new study says chronic fatigue syndrome may be linked to a virus found in mice. Then how do you explain Speedy Gonzalez?

Tiger Woods and Elin are now officially divorced. They will co-parent and she will get somewhere north of $100 million…and since he can date again his golf game should be back in order too…

Next week, illusionist Chris Angel is going to try his most dangerous stunt yet: He's going to escape from a box dropped in a tank of piranha's after being tied up and eating a dozen eggs with runny yokes.

Tiger Woods' ex-wife tells People Magazine that she "went through hell". Obviously, while she was passing through, she stopped at the bank.

A crane fell on a New Jersey Olive Garden restaurant. [Oh, waiter -- there's heavy machinery in my lasagna.]

Rumor has it that American Idol producers want Jessica Simpson to be a judge. Apparently they want someone like Paula Abdul, but not so cerebral.

A new study says that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack... unless, of course, you're a dog.

Another 4th of July, another year of pet tranquilizers. Gotta remember next year to give them to the pet, too.

The whole Lebron thing last night…geez, how self indulgent…and when Chris Harrison came out with a tray full of roses, I thought I was going to lose it.

Kim Kardashian was on hand for the unveiling of a Kim Kardashian wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in New York. She wore a carnation so you could tell them apart.

 

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